Stabbing People with a Fork

I've heard there's no such thing as a stupid question. That's bullsh*t. Why? Most people are idiots and logic follows cannot form an intelligent question, unless by accident. "Is there a point to this you ask?" Maybe. I think so.

My least favorite question is when I host a wine dinner and someone asks me, " what's your favorite wine?" I always say "whiskey" and walk away. Am I an @sshole? Probably. But c'mon! It's like asking what my favorite food is. Why do you care? The best wine is the one you like the most. It's the one that appeals to your taste buds and wallet in a harmonious dance from which you walk away feeling good, instead of taking it up the tailpipe.

The other stupid question is "what score did this wine get?" What does that matter? Can you tell the difference between someone's 'A' and 'A+'? If so why are you reading this? How do you know you have the same taste in wine as the judge of wines? Who is the judge of wines? Why so many questions? (Tiny angry fist in the sky.)

Anyhow, if you come to a tasting with either of these questions, know you'll probably end up with a fork in your face.

You've been warned.